Ode to the "Wilks Brothers"

Wilks or not  I need to know, but how can you tell?
Will I know if I throw a coin into a well?
The accent oh they seem so real
They have a certain Wilks appeal
But would a Wilks be bad enough to steal?
Wilks or not I need to know, I can't take the suspence.
The people and the atmosphere are all just getting tense.
I'll expose you for the fake you are, oh just you wait
You may think you can get away now, but soon will come your fate!